The Memoirs of Izzy Coitus

Posting and sharing provacative and tasteless humor to the masses of Tumblr.

Dear god.

WHO THE HELL IS UNDER THOSE COVERS?!

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I was just feeling a little creative ….

I need a set of strong arms around me. I need a firm kiss on the mouth. I want to feel safe at night. I’m so alone right now.